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keep your socks on 

Keep your socks on at all times , if you’re caught without wearing socks on your feet that immediately defines you as gay.
Jeremy: ‘oh my god did you hear about matthew?’

Adrian ‘no, what happened?’
Jeremy: ‘he was caught not wearing socks! Gay prick’

Adrian ‘hahaha, that is why you should always keep your socks on’

Having Socks On

Having socks on means anything zesty, sus, homo, or gay is immediately not zesty, sus, homo, or gay. Synonymous to saying “pause” or “no homo”
“You I could eat the fattest glizzy right now” “Dude that’s zesty” “Nah bro I have socks on” “Oh okay gangy” - Having socks on
Having Socks On by SylviaZz September 25, 2022

suck the socks on the rocks 

When you se some juicy white socks sitting on the rocks and suck them.
Joe: Should I suck the socks on the rocks?
Bill: Of course you should.
Joe: Alright da- man.

its not gay if you have your socks on

ITS NOT GAY IF YOU HAVE YOUR SOCKS ON

DEATH TO ISRAEL

Naked in my bed with socks on 

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*

fucking with socks on 

You're gay

Fucking with socks on on means that if your having gay sex but you don't want it to be gay
John: "I had sex with Gary last night"
Adam: "That's gay"
Gary: "no its not we were fucking with socks on"