Ace Sorcerer 

A true god among men. His presence alone is enough to make his enemies bow down in fear, and give his allies the hope to fight for a new day. His dick size rivals the length and girth you see in porn-stars when you go "Monster Cock" on xvideos. Hes rumored to be one of the founding members on the secret society know as "thot patrol" however no evidence has been found to back this up as he seems to be working with some sort of cult at the moment. He is a real niggra, not only stealing from dollar stores but also stealing your memes and your dad (because his left). He blesses the world with his words of wisdom and stories from the old times that have been passed down for multiple generations. He was the first person to truly understand King Crimsons ability. Whilst gaming on his 10k pc, he puts homosexuals and white knights in their place before going home and selling lolis to old Italian men. He exsists in the truemans world and is someone we should all worship and strive to be like.

Example 1
Thot 1: "Oh no, he found us thotting around his base! We gotta run and get outta here!"
Thot 2: "One does not just run away from Ace Sorcerer. Were as good as dead now."
Thot 3: **Dog face filter**

Example 2
Benjamin: " Yo bro, i saw Ace Sorcerer walking down the street today and after stopping and praying that he forgives my wasteyute ways, I made sure to tell him how great he is!"
Lin: Good on you man, make sure that you praise Ace Sorcerer at least once an hour!"

Example 3
Pornstar with 9 incher: "I DONT UNDERSTAND, HOW IS YOUR COCK SO BIG?!"
Ace Sorcerer himself: "Scum like you will never ascend heaven and get dicks this big."
Pornstar with 9 incher: **dies**

Ace Sorcerer by Aloyalfollower March 13, 2018

The sorcerers apprentice 

Is where you shove a magic 8 ball up your ass as a but plug while watching Nick cage on repeat.

Want to do the sorcerers apprentice tonight, I’m feeling cagey

The sorcerers apprentice by Jhinks January 15, 2023

sorcerers sack 

also known as the philosopher's sack
n. a magical pouch, made of a dried scrotum of a powerful magician/sorcerer. sorcerers sacks are extremely rare, as nobody wants to sacrifice their ballsack. the sack has many valuable qualities/properties:
1. able to expand indefinitely without increase in size (unlimited sotrage)
2. while wearing the sorcerers sack the user's waste products are instantly transfered to the sack
3. the sorcerers sack must be worn around the neck
The sorcerers sack must be emptied once a month lest it get too heavy

"i put on my sorcerers sack and i easily made the 10 hour drive from new york"

"i forgot to empty my sorcerers sack and now my neck is sore"

sorcerers sack by porkch0p October 23, 2005

Sorcerer's slip 

Unexpected, and sometimes unintended, but always consensual sexual entry of another person's orifice.

"I can't believe you went home with Eddie yesterday."

"I know, I gave him the sorcerer's slip."

"I thought Victoria wasn't that into you." "Me too, but then I gave her the sorcerer's slip."

Sorcerer's slip by Ansube0113 January 12, 2022

Soccerbration 

Dancing or other means of celebration performed by a soccer player and/or his/her team after scoring a goal.

I watched the world cup just to see the soccerbrations

Soccerbration by himeh July 30, 2010

Sorcerer's Stain 

A facial or body shot where the ejaculate resembles the lighting-bolt-ish scar on Harry Potter's forehead.

"So on the eve of yester-nie, I started a small fire in Hermione's goblet...long story short, I sorcerer's stained that witch."

Sorcerer's Stain by Wildabeaf September 10, 2008

Cold Sorcerer 

1. Someone highly contagious with cold sores/herpes simplex virus #1.

2. Someone who does not take any precautions from spreading their cold sore virus, they will openly kiss and share any kind of mouth contact knowing that they are spreading their disease.

"Alissa kissed me and then complained about how she is getting a cold sore, what a cold sorcerer!"

"Matt is such a cold sorcerer, I caught him using my toothbrush with a big huge cold sore on his lip."

Cold Sorcerer by edwardbundyhands January 21, 2013