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Connor Smyth

The inverted redhead Jesus with three different hair colours
If Jesus was a redhead he’d be a Connor Smyth
Connor Smyth by Aftonator March 6, 2022

Teagan Smyth 

The original slim shady. Hottest man alive. Albino maple syrup goblin. The man, the myth, the legend. Cool dude with the fattest ass known to man with cheeks as loud as thunder claps

Evie Smyth 

the most amazing revision procrastinator that you will ever meet, despite the fact she has an exam tomorrow, she will play with her blue tack until its time for her to go to sleep.

Jacob Smyth 

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”

The Smith Zhou Diet 

A diet that involves putting on weight, but at a lower rate than if they didn’t follow the diet and ate whatever they liked. Followers of the Smith Zhou diet eat whatever they like but make each meal slightly healthier than it could be. For example French fries without ketchup, cake without icing, or 23 donuts instead of 24. When followers of the diet put on weight they have excuses such as water retention or faulty scales. This diet requires little discipline and can be followed by anyone who is delusional enough to think it might work.
I’m on the Smith Zhou diet and I’ve not lost any weight, I don’t understand! It must be water retention.
The Smith Zhou Diet by amme c February 12, 2020

Taylor Smith 

Absolutely the best person you are lucky to know. Taylor Smith will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor Smith. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn because you can't get enough of Taylor Smith. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard at succeeding in life. Taylor Smith sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions.
"Man, the most fun I have is with Taylor Smith."

DeeDee: "Will you marry me, Taylor Smith?"