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jacob smak

gay, annoying ,short penis, a short tempered man, whos all talk , lives of of xbox loves to do the a.j. to him self, referered to as gaylord,
jacob smak fucks guys all day such as mike and himself. Loves to have fake sex with his fake girlfriend.
Loses all his fights with people.
Has aids, stds, crabs, skittles, and fucks himself with a pole. and has sex with an asian all night long .
Pays asians to fuck him with a pole.
jacob smak by bp zs ab ajs November 5, 2012
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smaku smak 

The slopping of lips when being agitated, usually in a loud manner. Usually demonstrates distaste or enjoyment of a snack. Also can simulate an ape.
Dayum, that Tanya can "Smaku smak"
smaku smak by smaku smak January 9, 2019
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smake a smake 

smake a smake by Thegaber October 4, 2016

Aromatic Smake 

(noun): a group of students ranked top tier of their school academically and socially

- can be commonly referred to as "david's wang" or "tiger is my daddy"
Damn bitch. Have you heard of Aromatic Smake? It's only the group chat with the hottest fucking people in it. Those who may or may not have been accepted to University of California: Berkeley.
Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating
Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."
smakulate by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006
prounounced "smaks"

To hit somone so hard online it jumbled the letters.
Dark smakcs T1gger into next week
Smakcs by xthedarkx1 October 15, 2006
High off of marijuna or acting stupid

Used in the Washington, DC metropolitian area
man you look real smaked!

Why you acting all smaked for?

You was so smaked last night.
smaked by bmoreal May 26, 2009