smacktard 

A retard who talks alot of smack and doesn't realize that he IS a retard, and not the cool person that he thinks he is.

Smacktard: I am the best at this game, and no one can beat me!
TrueGamer: (as he sends a missle up Smacktard's tailpipe) Really?
Smacktard: You just got lucky it won't happen again, cause I am the best.
TrueGamer: (as he spreads fire on Smacktard after he spawns) Are you sure?
Smacktard: You just let me get in the air, and I'll show you who's boss.
TrueGamer: (After flying in loops and coming around on an F-16 taking off) Now whose the boss Smacktard?
Smacktard: (As another missle slams him from behind) . . .uh. . .That was because of lag man!

Just another Smacktard.

smacktard by WhiteHawk April 3, 2004

smacktard 

normally applied on battlefield 1942 but has moved on to some other games.
normally a small or abused kid who feels the only way he can be lary is on games where he knws no-one can get him and kno-one knows who he is.
somon who does generally crappy stuff.
can describe a hacker, a spawn raper, campwhore, or a chat abuser.

(allied)tubby pears:(allied)<<GLA>> HoLsTeR_SmAsH
warining: 2 more team kills and your kicked

you fking smacktard, my spawnpoint! you dont need the points that bad do you! lamer

smacktard by alex weeden May 19, 2004

smacktard 

Come on, Smack is NOT crack! Smack has been a slang term for heroin for decades. This term has been around for at least 10 years. Originally used as a derogatory term for a heroin addict.

The modern usage is simple. A gamer who talks smack. Period. Smack can be anything from calling other players the ass-inine and overused "fag, gay, n-word, newb, etc etc." When done jokingly with friends it can be fun. When done maliciously to strangers, it's retarded, and shows an undeniable lack of mental fortitude and self-control.

Listen SmackTARD, I'm 50 years old and immune to your childish and immature rubbish, so just STFU, put down the tube of airplane glue, stop masturbating so much, and do your homework like a good little boy.

smacktard by JaK_5quat April 26, 2006

Smacktard 

n. - A person that lacks intellegence and/or common sense, to the point of seeming to be mentally retarded, who is not actually a retard, thus making it socially acceptable to smack them as needed. This condition is currently commonly caused by exposure to online chat rooms, and was previously mostly caused by smack (heroin, not cocaine as suggested by other definitions, and part of the origin of the term, if not part of the current evolution.)

______ is such a Smacktard after he shoots.

Everyone in Barrens chat is a Smacktard.

Smacktard by Ryyn May 25, 2008

smacktard 

ME LOL I PWN. ME NAME IS SMACKTARD I PWN TEH U N U R NEWBz.

Hi me is smacktard roflroflroflmao

smacktard by Kewy March 29, 2005

smacktard 

Someone who acts like a retard and ruins the fun in an online game.

Look at Soulblighter, what a smacktard.

smacktard by Jamo September 28, 2003

Smacktard 

As a default this word can be look at in its base components,

Smack,
To hit, or physically abuse
Slang, Cocain, a drung know to cause brain damnage

'tard
Re: Retard(ed)
Slowed down,
To be slow of thought,

Smacktard is generally an internet phrase use to insult peoples speed of thought, trying to avoid misrepresentations of physically handicaped people, implying that either hard drugs, or repeated attacks to the head are more likly to be the cause.

"Stop being a smacktard and listen"
"Hey, smacktard, stop trying to hit me, AND HIT ME"

Smacktard by Flash¹³ Egis-Minsky October 5, 2004