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Felling trees while half a sleep
I was up at 5am slumberjacking
by PunMonster April 15, 2021
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The act of masturbating onto a sleeping person.
"She drank too much and passed out early so I slumberjacked her."
by The Boogieman September 15, 2012
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to be pounded excessivly hard by a burly white man. A.K.A a lumberjack
I lumberjacked Kelly so hard last night. It was greeeeeaaaaatttt!!!
by duuudde November 29, 2007
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The act of waking up with morning wood, and trying to think of a desturbing image to effectively "chop down the morning wood.
I woke up this morning with maaaad wood, and I slumberjacked away. TIMBERRRR!!!
by emperorshin January 10, 2014
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Masturbating a predefined sleeping apparatus, such as a bed, sleeping bag, or hammock. Often with the intention of passing the fuck out after.
I can't go tonight bro, gonna hit the hay, maybe do some slumberjacking first.
by Shaboyjay August 14, 2014
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To Tristan’s surprise, he woke up from his dream of spicy chicken sandwiches to being slumberjacked by his older sister, Becky!
by rrrrrob April 19, 2018
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