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A slightly crazed punk chick in the southeast of England.
holy fuck! look! its a skimps!
Skimps by DJ2k8 October 2, 2008
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Desirable songs with strong base lines
JT produces slumps
slumps by dolo May 29, 2004
When you take a dump and you flush it and the remnants stick to the toilet as well as leave rings around the bowl.

Also, a drinking song in the disney movie sleeping beauty.
skump by thom sounder December 9, 2008

Stumps the clown 

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.
Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

trundle stumps 

trundle stumps is believed to have originated as Yorkshire patois, and means 'legs'
She's obviously in a hurry today and working her trundle stumps

Still out and about on her trundle stumps
trundle stumps by John Woodland December 28, 2005

Skumping 

having video sex(humping) while on skype.....skumping
Playing with your self on video chat(skype)
I heard my roommate Jane skumping with her boyfriend....I guess they miss each other so much......
Skumping by 40Forty March 26, 2011