Shoom 

A portmanteu of Shit and Coom.

When your a Coomer and you dont have time to stop cooming to take a shit; you Shoom.

"I was too busy cooming to stop and shit, so i just shoomed."

Shoom by Spking99 February 6, 2020

shoom 

Accelerate at fast speeds. Or just going fast.

Charles shoomed down the hill and hit a kitty.

shoom by Corey b-sexy January 2, 2009

shoom 

the process of using anything from two fingers to a piece of wood to finger a fully-clothed persons bum whislt simultainiously saying the word "shoom".

"i shoomed you good"

shoom by Tamos May 19, 2008

shoom 

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY

"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"

shoom by bernard February 2, 2005

shoom 

another way of saying you're shook

man, i'm shoom!

shoom by ackingjermy September 29, 2018

Shoom davar 

Bull shit

Like that’s Shoom davar

Shoom davar by Rachel mils June 28, 2023

If that's what you believe then shoot me 

During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this

No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad

If that's what you believe then shoot me by Smart words sussybaka January 10, 2022