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Shittles 

Who took a shittles in the dryer
Shittles by The trvth August 16, 2019

Shittles 

My favorite M&M’s are Shittles.
Shittles by 12% November 7, 2020

Shittles 

*Eats all skittles except for the shittles*
Here, take my shittles. I don't want them
Shittles by PooPooShitMan May 10, 2024

hugs and skittles 

Code words for “Drugs and Sex”. H=Dr and ex=kittles
This doctor examining my eyes was so hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles, but she slapped me in the face and called security.

hugs and skittles 

Hugs and Skittles is code for "Drugs and Sex." Dr=H and ex=kittles. Used when talking about drugs and sex, but don't want parents to hear about it.
My eye doctor was smoking hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles. But she rolled her eyes and called security on me.

Shirtless Bobby 

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.
Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"
Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014