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rise 'n' shining 

a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”
I’ve decided to take it easy on the beverages after last Sunday's rise 'n' shining.

Shining dragon 

To lodge three "D" cell batteries in your anus, either as a defensive measure or because you can.
Whilst in jail, the new guy used the shining dragon to impress the other inmates at shower time. He learnt the maneuver from a cheesy black and white Hentai magazine.

Shining Finger 

A technique used by Shining Gundam, in which the Gundam's hand glows and becomes able to crush a gundam's head with ease.

Teased as being a sexual move, when it is really not at all.
Domon Kashuu:"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Shining Finger!"

*Grabs gundam head and crushes it like paper*

Shining Finger by Zaku56 October 17, 2008

my singing monsters 

The most awesome music related world building monster themed game ever played by five year olds, and other people, ever.
Jim: I finally bought a Wubbox in My Singing Monsters!

Bob: What the shit is that?
Jim: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
my singing monsters by Jim & Bob November 30, 2013

Dick Swinging

Verb.

When men exude copious amounts of cockiness and pride and exhibit an inflated sense of self worth.
Avery: I definitely nailed that job interview, there no way I wont get the spot. But don't worry you still have a shot. I probably wont accept it anyway, it's not even that good.

Anna: Ugh, please! I'm so tired of your dick swinging
Dick Swinging by Turkeybitch January 19, 2019

Swinging Cliffhanger 

When someone perches themself on a lower branch of a tree with their pants down, and when someone walks under them they swing down with their legs hooked on the branch and their butt hanging low and bend a monkey on the unaware passer-byer.
He performed a swinging cliffhanger faster than a speeding bullet, She sure knows how to swing a cliffhanger