Shetland Pony 

The smelliest fucking horse on earth.

Damn it Robby! Smells like a damn Shetland Pony in here! Durrp!

Shetland Pony by Jornibo January 13, 2009

Shetland Vagina 

A smaller than average vagina.Tiny the smallest you've ever seen.

Her vagina was REALLY small but that's good it fit my average sized penis. It looked like a Shetland vagina!

Shetland Vagina by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012

Shetland Pony 

The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.

I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.

Shetland Pony by UberBad March 17, 2005

Shetland 

A shetland is a small pony, but this word describes a very short person.

Torrie hates shetlands; she prefers tall guys.

Shetland by David Gacsko and Joel Corpus November 23, 2004

Shetland 

A group of islands north of Scotland just above Orkney. Not as good and generally just a hilly, heathery shitehole.

Imagine going to Shetland instead of Orkney, that would be worse than a sentence at alcatraz.

Shetland by Iebehehskekr October 24, 2018

Shetland 

Very windy islands north of Aberdeen

John: Going to shetland in the holidays
Jack: but its windy
John: i ken

Shetland by SulphurS16 June 8, 2019

Shetland 

An affectionate term for an extremely short person.

Jade: Shut up Shetland!
Jen: I am not short!
Ryan: Clearly are though
Laura: Yeah, just accept that you're a Shetland Jen

Shetland by Poopski94 May 26, 2012