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A place in Upper Fairfield County, that no one really knows much about except for the decent to good parties and the Mexican grill, Pancheros. Shelton also has decent football team who parties hard after every game just to lose in the state championship.... Every year. 90% of the kids Juul, smoke, or drink.
“Dude let’s go to shelton” .... “For what”..... “Pancheros of course” ...... “I forgot that’s the only notable thing in the great town of Shelton
Shelton by Broyougotmang November 26, 2018
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Rip off of original Sheldon. Can find a couple of them on SP Road. Makes heads turn cuz of stench from a turd like character.
EWWW! What's that smell?! Must be a Shelton
Shelton by Singlec May 28, 2019
A honest person who doesn’t really care about your feelings sometimes.Shelton’s also get baddies but stays in the friend zone because he’s scared of just doesn’t wannna be in a relationship.Sheltons are also smart, and they tend to listen to rap music.They’re also funny and goofy but laid back when they wanna be.And Shelton’s usually stay to themselves to avoid fake friends and are afraid of the dark world.They are well aware of what toxic friends so they usually have online friends.
You’re such a Shelton.
Shelton by Get $hit on b1tch September 10, 2020
Did you see Ms. Shelton? Dang, she’s fine.
Shelton by Slappy is happy March 10, 2021
provide abysmal customer communications and service
The deliery service really sheltoned the pizza delivery when they delivered the wrong pie, cold
shelton by anonymous January 12, 2022
a person that is extremely hilarious. He will always brighten your mood when you're having a rough day.

He's also extremely loud, and if he screams, your ears will EXPLODE.
Brawl Announcer: Shelton!
"AHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAA"
Shelton by roseguild . August 2, 2022
Shelton ones of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet with the most beautiful brown eyes. He will always make you laugh even when you don’t feel like it, his smile is contagious and will always brighten your day. He has so much heart and puts his all into everything he does. He’ll treat you like a princess and never upset you purposefully. Even though he will joke in serious times he is the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Girl- “wow look at Shelton, look at that smile!”

Girl #2- “ I know he’s so great.”
Shelton by Jessie branded January 6, 2025