Sheening 

Fucking up while drunk, stoned or otherwise out of control due to intoxicants, uppers, downers or whatever'rs.

Dude, I really going for it tonight. If I start sheening please drag me out before I get my ass kicked or busted.

Sheening by Dan Quan March 23, 2011

Charlie Sheening 

To go to an event after having consumed large amounts of alcohol and/or drugs

Trey Parker: We were lie "oh lets not do this" but then we decided to Charlie Sheen it and we were fine.
Matt Stone: we were just sheening our heads off!
David Letterman: They were both Charlie Sheening pretty hard.

Charlie Sheening by girl193093 March 15, 2011

Charlie Sheening 

Duh! Winning!

Good to see those guys Charlie Sheening it this season!
Duh! Winning!

Charlie Sheening by knotzen April 7, 2011

Over Pencil Sharpening 

The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.

My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.

Over Pencil Sharpening by Caitlin13579 November 3, 2008

Sheening 

sheen-ing

-noun
...1. the act of raging wildly(with or without cocaine and porn stars)
2. the act of mentally converting your bi-polar disorder to bi-winning

-adjective
3. winning at life
4. being a warlock
5. taking enough drugs to kill an elephant

*1. "Dude, I just blew a 7 gram rock. Straight up Sheening tonight!"

*3,4,5. "Did you see that kid last night? Fucker kicked like 12 cars, totally Sheening."

Sheening by Jack Sparkfist March 22, 2011

grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils

Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.

Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.

grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012

tonsil sharpening 

When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.

"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."

tonsil sharpening by Unequality February 8, 2010