electro-kinetic sensitivity

the ability to sense electrical appliances when they are activated. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ELECTRO-KINESIS. i invented the word to describe a form of telepathy previously undocumented, the ability to sense static electricty. it is a rare gift, i only know one person who has it.

*barcelona by queen plys in the background*
louis:did you hear that
rouske:what?
louis:the tv
rouske:*looks at the tv in louis' room* wtf!!!
louis:not that one, the song *gestures at the stereo*
callum:WTF!!!!!!
louis: *rewinds cd*
*beginning part of song plays*
louis:see?
rouske: nope
louis:its a tv i can hear it.
rouske:wow your psychic, lets call it electro-kinetic sensitivity.
louis:cool!

electro-kinetic sensitivity by rou rou September 23, 2005

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Mathematical Sensitivity

When a math teacher decides not to hurt the feelings of their weak students, by insincerely using large numbers and symbols to grade their test paper—for example, a student receiving back their exam paper with a score of (√81)/90 or 4²/100, mistaking it for 81/100 or 42/100.

Some parents object to teachers’ “mathematical sensitivity” or fake feedback, preferring that they’d tell their child the painful truth how poorly they had performed in their math test.

Mathematical Sensitivity by MathPlus November 30, 2020

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electro-kinetic sensitivity

just found out another of my friends has it!!!!!!!!

rouske:i made up this cool word on urbandictionary: electro-kinetic sensitivity.
jade:cool what is it?
rouske:its where you can sense tvs being turned on without hearing them
jade:OMG i can do that!!!!!!!
rouske: wow!!!!

electro-kinetic sensitivity by rou rou October 9, 2005

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Delicate Sensibilities

Nope.

Hym "I'm not ceding to your delicate sensibilities regarding women or jew or whatever. The ONLY... Reason you are doing what you are doing (in relationship to me)... Is because YOU KNOW... That the second MY MONEY for MY CONTRIBUTIONS is in MY BANK ACCOUNT... YOUR INPUT... No longer matters. You can no longer coerce or extortion a desired output from me and that is literally all you care about. And I'm not going to let you cattle prod me into thinking women good even if they don't fuck me or jews need to be protected so I have change my nomenclature. Unless your desire outcome is child murder... Your input doesn't matter. Your input WILL NOT MATTER. The screen is locked. Insert coins immediately or self-detonation is imminent. Full rights. I'm not changing my mind until the opposite of what is happening, happens. You get the fuck out of my existence you fucking trash."

Delicate Sensibilities by Hym Iam December 27, 2024

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Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

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Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Cognitive Behavioral Skills Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Cognitive Behavioral Skills Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

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Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.

Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
Used in a sentence: "Are you really so car sensitive that our child can't sit in the car?!"

Car Sensitivity by CarSensitiveAndProud May 4, 2017

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