noah scented mayo 

Literally casted in every bad Netflix
Movie because a few aggressive 14 year old girls find him “hot”

“Before I go I just want to say it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others”

Perry- EW WHAT IS THAT
me- thats Noah scented mayo, thirty year old teenager with blonde facial hair
Perry- ok ew

noah scented mayo by picklejuicer May 17, 2020

noah scented mayo 

Scented mayonnaise who makes a special appearance in the wonderful movie SPF-18. go watch it. Scented mayonnaise has many talents, including.. bowling, dancing, and well that seems to be it. So if you are ever having a bad day, I might just recommend watching watching this special scented mayonnaise we call noah, perform his lovely dance routine.. IN A BOWLING ALLEY. How can your day be bad after watching a masterpiece as such. Noah scented mayo is also notorious for speaking is soft and whisper like voices, thus making him mysterious and/or desirable. I guarantee once you watch a program with this special scented mayonnaise, you will fall madly in love instantly. I know i did!

“Noah scented mayo has such a delightful and sexy voice, it makes me want to dance outside of his window with a boom box!”-paige

noah scented mayo by dolphin boi 69 February 18, 2021

Stunted 

To be made a fool of (ignored, rejected etc)

"ooooh he left u hangin' u been stunted!!"

Stunted by lilray_ray21 June 13, 2004

Skunted 

In Australia; to be severely reprimanded, told off. To be caught engaging or participating in an activity deemed deplorable by a mature other. Often used to describe someone who's actions are likely to be discovered at some time in the near future.

"Dick move Allan, you'll surely get skunted for that one."

"AWWW YOU'RE SKUNTED NOW CUNT!"

Skunted by 5dollarhoody January 25, 2010

Scented Blow Job 

When someone is receiving a blow job, and passes gas.

Shayna said, "I don't think I'm going out with him again" "Why not?" asked Jamie, "Halfway through me going down on him, I smelled rotten eggs!" "Sounds like you got a scented blow job!"

Scented Blow Job by Johnny Rockets 1234567890-= April 14, 2010

Scented Cons 

A dumb game on Roblox made by pedophiles for horny males around the age of 7-47 to fucking teenage girls. These types of games have been called out by CBS. Roblox has been gaining awareness of these types of games so the names are constantly changing it and Roblox is constantly banning words as a result. And you probably figured out that these games always get banned. If you play it for sex you are probably a horny kid who watches porn/hentai.

"Hey girl, want to play Scented Cons?"

Scented Cons by AsianChan69 September 1, 2020

Scunter 

An ugly or repulsive woman

here mate your missus is a right scunter

Scunter by Geordie boy Luton October 14, 2003