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Belly Scratcher 

Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.

Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.
Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?

Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.

Oh balls dude.
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scratcher jizz 

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.
"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"
scratcher jizz by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014

Scratching kink 

When a person feels pleasure from the sensation of being scratched on the thighs, back ,stomach etc.
" I love it when he scratches me.At this point I think I have a scratching kink"

Cat Scratches 

A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.
John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”

Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society
Cat Scratches by Depressedandgay February 7, 2022

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

scratching narse 

to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful
"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."
scratching narse by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005

Strategically Scratched 

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.
Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster