German Scheisse Video

A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.

Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.

This is the correct German spelling.

I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!

German Scheisse Video by keger26 December 18, 2011

schissoring 

A variation on the act of scissoring, where two women stimulate each other's clitorises to orgasm while rubbing their vulvas together, while one or both partners are shitting.

"Pamela regretted that, in her haste, she neglected to lay down a tarp before schissoring with Jennifer."

News has spread about a strain of yeast infection that is unresponsive to antibiotics spreading in the schissoring community of South Africa. Scientists are calling it "a serious cause for alarm" and "icky to infinity."

schissoring by imzalems March 6, 2013

sheisse

this word, not the more known "shiza" is german for shit.
It's not terribly strong, and one will often find little german children running around screaming Scheisse! Scheisse! More effective Is:
"Fick dich ins Knie du Arschloch"
Or simply "Fick dich", meaning fuck you
also spelled: Scheiße

Scheiße! I forgot my keys!

sheisse by got_human? February 18, 2005

scheisse

Properly written Scheiße.

German for 'shit' and like in English, is a vulgarity. It can be used as an exclamation and a synonym for feces.

The verb 'To shit (deficate)' is Scheißen.

The soft E on the end is often dropped in common conversation or in times of emergancy but is seldom used by English speaking people and they may assume you're mispronouncing it.

Treten nicht in die scheisse! (Don't step in the shit!)

Ich muss scheissen, entschudigung. (I have to shit, excuse me.)

Scheiss! Es ist defekt. (Shit! It's busted.)

scheisse by Bluehawk December 31, 2005

Schiessl 

To accomplish with unrequired and excessive brute force; to do damage to something while trying to improve or fix it; to act only with regard to quick accomplishment and with no conscience of undesirable side effects.

After John locked his keys in his car, Alan decided to Schiessl his way in, and drove his motorcycle through the windshield.

Schiessl by Johnny K. Wiggles February 2, 2010

Scheissenbedaurn

Scheissenbedaurn is the vague sense of disappointment that something thought to be really bad or in awful taste turns out to be not as bad as expected. (From the German, meaning literally: "shit-regret")

I left concerts by the Dixie Chicks and by Britney Spears with a vague sense of scheissenbedaurn. They merely mildly sucked, but neither was the world-class suckfest I longed for. The same thing cannot be said about the enormity that is a Barbra Streisand concert.

Scheissenbedaurn by Duckbutt October 27, 2006

scheisskalt 

fucking cold, damn cold
'scheisskalt' literally means 'shit cold'

Draussen ist es scheisskalt - noutside it's shit cold
Die Dusche ist scheiskalt - the shower ist fucking cold

scheisskalt by Boerge January 9, 2014