Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavyweekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.
You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that fivepills over the weekend was probably too many.
noun. overly bronzed female whore bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before passing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.
look at that shrimpscampi over there. she's dressed like she wants to get fucked in the alley.