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dick scampi 

a male penis covered in a females urin and then sucked on by the female

welcome to red lobster would you like some dick scampi.

dick scampi by sergio o May 16, 2007

Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.
You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.

shrimp scampi

noun. overly bronzed female whore bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before passing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.
look at that shrimp scampi over there. she's dressed like she wants to get fucked in the alley.

scrimp scampi 

noun: the distinct smell of salt
"WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S FUCKING BULL SHIT."
"Do I smell scrimp scampi?"
scrimp scampi by HiddenBurrito June 17, 2016

dick scampi 

a male penis covered in a females urin and then sucked on by the female
welcome to red lobster would you like some dick scampi.
dick scampi by sergio_O December 25, 2008

Shrimp Scampi

A delicious food item that is tastey
I love me a good shrimp scampi