Sarasota High Tea 

When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.

Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.

I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.

Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.

Sarasota High Tea by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Sarasota Happy Hour 

The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.

Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.

Sarasota Happy Hour by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Sarasota High School

The school that everyone in the county hates. The school whos sports teams all suck, except precious baseball of course. The school where every year we sport our orange and black and yell ram chops just to get killed by rhs again. The school where you can go into any bathroom at any given time on any day and find someone smoking. The school where you know that our security guard fought Chuck Norris. The school that has the widest range of people from red neck to black to white ghetto fab. The school that has figured out almost every "cheat the system" websites to get on myspace or facebook. The school where girls get into more fights than the guys. The school that contains about 90% of druggies.

Over all, the school no one wants to go to.

student 1:"Go SHS! Yeah Ram Chops!"

student 2:"Hey man, you know Riverview High School beats Sarasota High School every year.. Why even cheer?"




student 1:"Hey man put your cigarette out, Judge is coming"

student 2:"Shit she fought Chuck Norris, I'm not messing with her."

Sarasota High School by gradd. March 17, 2009

Sarasota Military Academy 

A school that encourages kids to act like dicks and tell other people what to do. Also encourages small mindedness and promotes heavy-handed solutions to problems. Effectivly summed up as ridiculous, it would really be funny were it not so sad.

I went to Sarasota Military Academy, but I don't tell anyone becuase I'm ashamed.

Sarasota Military Academy by Jackeshamonesha July 11, 2009

Sarasota Military Academy Prep

A school packed with small horny teens that are the size of a thumbtack that can never seem to not fight eachother on a daily basis

person: You go to Sarasota Military Academy Prep ?
midget: yea
Person: damn you must be a bitch

Sarasota Military Academy Prep by Some idiot 123 April 3, 2022

sarasota pumpkin 

When one guy is giving another guy oral sex while a lit candle is sticking out of his ass.

Gabe's dad wonders why the candles smell like shit whenever Shawn spends the night. Sarasota Pumpkin perhaps?

sarasota pumpkin by tyler batemen August 9, 2008

Sarasota Soufflé

A Sarasota Soufflé occurs following a night of drinking, and eating large amounts of Taco Bell, or some kind of Mexican food. It essentially is a hang-over dump. However when it exits the rectum, it departs much like foam insulation. The steamy load effectively seals up the but crack, but with the appearance of a nicely cooked soufflé. The color of the soufflé can very person to person, and also depends on the combo ordered the night before.

Jerald, "Yo Doug, I just went to fire out that Taco Bell I ate last night and totally had the worst Sarasota Soufflé. I had to use little paper plates to scrap it all off."

Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"

Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."

Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."

Jerald, "Dude..."

Sarasota Soufflé by Teratoma April 16, 2010