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Saltine Savior 

Seeing an image of Jesus or other religious image in a chip, taco shell, etc.
"Dude, some guy made 6,000 dollars selling a potato chip thats supposed to look like Jesus!"

"Damn it! Yet another person gets rich off a saltine savior! Get me a bag of Fritos and wish me luck!"

Soggy Saltine 

When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.
I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.

The Great Saltine Challenge 

Eating six saltines in one minute without drinking something.
The Great Saltine Challenge is something Brennan O'C will NEVER complete.

Saltine Challenge 

A classic eating contest in which a contestant tries to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds. No other aids are allowed (i.e. a glass of water), and the challenge ends once the last cracker(s) is/are swallowed or time runs out.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.
Joe: I bet you cant eat six saltines in a minute.
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!
Saltine Challenge by atimonkey March 18, 2010

Saltnership 

A partnership with a difference, containing extreme levels of salt. So much salt that only the ones within the saltnership can handle it
"Kae and Maddie are in a saltnership together, they're unstoppable!"

"The saltnership we have is better than people actually venting in the vent chat'"
Saltnership by Saltymmmm March 4, 2017

saltine cracker 

a accepted white boy in the black community. can say nigga and no one says anything.
yo ross, sup nigga?-white boy

chillin saltine cracker sup wit you?-black guy