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A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness.
It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well.

It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains what it's like to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of spoons to demonstrate.
For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. Socializing might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc.
Skylar: It's a low spoons day today, I don't think I'll go out.
Fallon: You're a spoonie? I didn't know. Well, I hope you feel better tomorrow. Can I do anything for you?
spoonie by kyerowan February 9, 2014
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Spooktember 

The month before Spooktober, when someone wants to spook early Spooktember starts.
Person 1: It's Spooktember!
Person 2: I hate you, stay away from me, you're a disappointment, you're dead to me, I'm calling the police.
Person 1: You can't stop me on Spooktember.
Person 2: *Thanos Snapped
Spooktember by Dr. D Syn Drome October 4, 2018

Ookie Snookie 

Like the game Ookie Cookie. When a bunch of guys stand around and cum on Snookie's face. The last person to cum has to make out with her.
Hey yo! We're at the Jersey shore! Let's gather around and play Ookie Snookie.
Ookie Snookie by B. Talented January 14, 2010
A person living with chronic illness, that identifies with Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory.
Spoonies are people that live with chronic illness; theoretically measuring personal daily abilities much as one would measure the proper amount of spoons needed for an event or occasion... sometimes having an abundance, other times coming up short.
Spoonie by SansNom75 October 13, 2009

spooked magook 

Being HELLA scared, but with a hint of James Charles in the mix
Person 1: Oh my god did you see that horror movie?
Person 2: Yeah I was spooked magook

Spike your spooker 

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.
Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!
Snookie is so short she often requires a boost to get her heels on.
snookie by Rick Stone December 15, 2009