russian 

Of, pertaining to or being illegal, amoral or generally below-board.

Not as a slur against the country or people of Russia, but more to do with the great online cut-price MP3 e-stores emanating from Russia (see AllOfMP3.com, MP3Sparks.com etc...)

P: Mate, check it out, I got some proper russian DVDs down the car-boot sale.
T: Screeners or DVDRips?
P: Rips
T: Ossome.

J: If you've ordered the game, why don't you just download it and play a russian copy til it arrives?
A: I can't! I feel dirty....

russian by Peanutismint January 3, 2008

Russian 

A race of people whos country takes up 1/7 of the earths land and have vodka pouring from their household taps. If your drunk and think of something extremely stupid or ridiculous to be the first one to do - a russian has already done it.

"Watch out hes Russian!"
If you think that the joke "What do you call an attractive woman in Russia? a tourist." funny you are a sweaty potato and an anthony gillan and you can lick my sack because russian women are poon

Russian by Sovereign November 15, 2004

russian 

1.Has balls to say what he thinks.

2.Able to go to school and get good grades and at the same time at night, to party his ass off.

3.Smart

4.Who hates americans who doesnt know what russia is but the first ones to talk shit

""ohh you dirty russian comunist""

wow gfg guys STFU.

russian by BOP March 11, 2004

russian 

1. A person from Russia.
A. Russian Girl - Hot petite sexy girls that love sex.
B. Russian Guy - Usually connected to the Russian mafia which is more powerful and scarier than the Italian mafia, dresses sometimes similar to an Italian but without the 'sisters pants', wears a leather jacket and has thick Gucci chains around neck. Also usually drives S class mercedes.
2. A really smart person. As in chess, math, rocket science, programming etc.

2. Nice, Kasparov beat big blue again.

russian by RU April 5, 2003

russian 

a definition on urbandictionary.com by a bunch of russian wannabes that spend their free time posting about something they only wish they could be.

russian4life and some more of these fagots

russian by D000der January 4, 2004

russian 

a group who choose to log off

logoffski, disappearing instead of fighting, they are russian

russian by Sesom November 30, 2006

russian 

If in the USA, an immigrant who drinks lots of vodka, wears flashy jewelery, fake leather jackets, curses at you in Russian during arguments, and (if male) generally has a crewcut. Typically spends 4 days a week drinking and 3 days a week hungover.

If male: Has a weird name, such as "Ivan" or "Arkady". Works in construction. Plays good chess.

If female: Has HUGE tits, yet still wears a push-up bra, which almost makes up for her attitude problem. Almost.

-"That Russian chick is stacked to high heaven!"
-"No doubt, my friend. Gimme a glass o' her fresh squeezed breast milk."

russian by corcan June 13, 2006