Peanutismint's definitions

Toilet Reply

When you receive a message via cell phone or similar which is deemed low-priority, and which you delay replying to until you later use the toilet and have some time to fill.

*phone beeps*
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."

by peanutismint July 9, 2009

YouTube Loop

When you go to watch a quick 30 second video on YouTube and regain consciousness hours later having jumped from interesting video to interesting video.

Similar to a wikipedian loop or 'WikiComa'

Clarence: "Dude, you totally missed the funeral yesterday!!"
T-dawg: "Yeah I know; somebody emailed me a funny clip and I got stuck in a YouTube loop..."

by peanutismint December 26, 2009

Fridgebright

When your refrigerator is so devoid of consumables that you can actually see the light once more.

Jus: "Dude can i make a sarnie?"
Peanut: "Haha good luck mate, I'm fridgebright!"

by peanutismint February 18, 2006

woestick

The opposite to a joystick. Transformation from one to the other usually occurs when a joystick malfunctions, causing the user great aggravation and misery. Especially present in handheld mobile devices, such as an MP3 player or cellphone.

PeanuT: "AAAAARGH DUDE I just pressed down and it thinks I'm pressing 'enter'. WTF MATE?!"
Jus: "Sounds like your woestick is screwed. Darn SonyEricsson phones..."

by peanutismint March 5, 2006

ossome

When something is TOTALLY awesome

n.b. not awesome in a 'God' or 'The Universe' or 'Grand Canyon' kind of way.

Pete: "I just got us backstage passes to Radiohead!"
Peanut: "Ossome"

by peanutismint April 28, 2005

Speado

noun, friendly insult; like paedo but used to describe a young person who finds a person a few years younger than themselves attractive.

also, 'speedo'

"You speado! What's the matter, can't get a girlfriend your own age?!"


Peanut: "so she's like, what, 19?"
Justin: "Uh, try 9, dude..."
Lauren: "SPEEEEEDOOOOO!"

by peanutismint April 28, 2005

spaedo

noun, friendly insult;
like paedo but used to describe a young person who finds a person a few years younger than themselves attractive.

"You spaedo! What's the matter, can't get a girlfriend your own age?!"

also, 'speedo'

Peanut: "so she's like, what, 19?"
Justin: "Uh, try 9, dude..."
Lauren: "SPEEEEEDOOOOO!"

by peanutismint April 29, 2005