The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too tight. Gas is released from the anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along the taint to the pocket created by your balls against your leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like cat meowing backwards.
"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."
When you send it so hard with Lada that you question if you actually ever sent it before.
I got so ROOIEND last weekend, I’ve been in bed for 4 days.
We rooiend last night! We did 7 grams of between the 2 of us and god knows how many bottles of molly water.
adjective used to describe a woman who has numerous flattering characteristics, such as:
1) outgoing
2) wonderful
3) uniqueness
4) beautiful
5) flowy hair
6) dreamy
7) smells like delicate flowers
8) smart 9) intelligent
10) knows what she wants in life
11) wants to pursue a remarkable career
12) etc...