Romney 

The three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

Oh my G-d we've been in this f'in car for two and a half romneys now, I need to pee, no I don't. (as heard on The Daily Show, 1-March-2012)

Romney by nuninthemorning June 6, 2012

romney 

A mediocre and boring choice that is the only real option because all other options are fucking insane or impossible.

Based of the 2012 republican candidate Mitt Romney campaigning against Gingrich, Santorum and Paul.

Guy 1- “You have the choice of eating prunes, broken glass, used condemns, or grilled unicorn. What’s your choice?”
Guy 2- “I guess I’ll go with the Romney and take the prunes.”

romney by bhunt8989 April 9, 2012

Romney 

A unit for measuring time: defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man, running for president, can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

Oh my God, we've been in this car for two and a half Romneys now!

Romney by SavagePetunia May 31, 2012

Romney 

a measure of time, the Romney, is defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

the Romney was first proposed by John Stuart on the Daily Show, 2012/03/01

oh my god, I've been in this f'ing car for 2 and a half Romney now, I need to pee... no i don't

Romney by stevehhh June 2, 2012

Romney 

To bend someone over and take them from behind without using lube.

I was laying in bed and he "Romneyed my ass

Romney by rogman August 11, 2012

Romney 

(adj) romney- a lying douchenozzle that doesn't know anything, and is also mormon, and the Antichrist.

(adj) romney- to have binders full of women.

"Did you see chad?"
"Yeah, he's such a romney!"

Romney by indigo montoya October 24, 2012

romney 

vomit

I was so nauseated by the list of candidates that I wanted to romney all over my ballot.

romney by Bob Rush October 15, 2008