roadman

teenage boy or adult living in the UK who knows all the places in the neighborhood he lives, and all the people in it. also the evolved version of a chav.

uses slangs like "innit bruv" "ill chef ya fam" "nah fam"

you'll probably see a roadman in the UK wearning a north face black puffer jacket, and nike airmax.

Roadman1 : Hoe's gone too far, ye

Roadman2 : Yhh g

roadman by zakster November 2, 2022

Roadman

A ‘roadman’ will typically/hopefully be a teenager(do not let man fool you) but sadly, there are men in their 20s considered to be a road man.

A roadman will be involved in illegal activity such as, shotting(dealing) weed, and if not almost definitely smoking weed. Other illegal activities include GBH (as they like think/prove they are ‘hard’), Vandalism, and so forth.

A roadman’s attire is typically Nike, Adidas, and other JD type branded clothing(tracksuits and body warmers) will always have the newest trainers.

Language: a roadman will always speak in slang.

Transport: a roadman will always ride a bike, even if they are old enough to drive.
Future prospects: a roadman will aspire to become a crime/rap artist, will definitely have a soundcloud account. (Be the next J Hus, or Stomzy as such).

Whereabouts: a roadman will always be in the local area either, behind garages, outside fast food chains, park or near a park, walkway tunnels, so on; alleyways)

Roadman(RM)

RM1 and RM2

1: wagwun, u still shotting?

2: yhyh I got food, I’ll set u some. Mans on these roads u now.

1: yhyhyh I feel u.

2: they some fresh creps

1: yhhhhh Nike air 245

2: tightttt

Roadman by Dividedattention October 11, 2017

Roadman

A man who dedicates their life to never taking off fake cloths

Ting 1:look at that roadman his jacket is so fake but its 20° out why would he wear that
Ting2:*MANS NOT HOT*

Roadman by Jizz.exe December 5, 2018

Roadman

Pale white teens who want to be a black gangsta

They usually hang around McDonald's and they don't know how to speak

They can get extremely aggressive if u call them pussies

Wag1 my g what u saying

Stop being a dickhead u wanna be Roadman

Roadman by bigNiggaWITHbigShank June 8, 2019

Roadman

A roadman is a british person who wears a puffy jacket and carrys a shank and weed they make sure to say words like "Piff piff pang", "Bagin", "Blood", "Bruv"

ROADMAN ONE: pfft pfft pang wanna go mash into the dms

RODMAN TWO: Get to close imma shank you bruv you know what I mean blood

ROADMAN THREE: Thats a bagin haircut imma go bang one in the dms

Roadman by SKinny pepe October 15, 2018

Roadman

Roadman is a word used to describe a group of people in an area or spread over a few towns that think they're hard breaking into private property and destroying it. Normally wear adidas, The NORTH FACE and KWD. They wear manbags that normally contain a speaker. Some sort of drugs. Multiple lighters, bacci (tobacco) marijuana, vape and deodorant. They post videos on their snapchat of them lighting stuff up or '2's me on a ten' other people are treated either like shit or with respect and they like the girls with big asses and loud personality. They are not light on then but they make sure everyone know that a girl is their 'link' some roadmen got multiple links but it is possible to find one that's loyal. Most are good looking or fit. But expect a relationship with sexual activity. Constant blowjobs or toss ofs or sex for them. Sometimes they get with them just for the sex and then dump them. All in all. Stay away from them if you see them at a park or through town. They will say stuff as you pass. Avoid them.

Yo, look at Theo over there. Thinks he's as fucking hard as roadman Init

Roadman by Iampartofoneofthesegrouplol September 20, 2017

Roadman

The Roadman
The cunts (aged 12 - 30) who patrol the streets wearing a black bin bag, a baseball cap at 90 degrees and probably wielding a knife. You'll either see them in the front of a fast food pissing on a dog or hiding in their mother's basement complaining on how rough life is. They've all dropped out of education because they saw rich fuckers do it and become successful. They hang around in public with their dick out showing to be very tough looking whilst smoking weed with their gang listening to hard drum-n-bass. Their gang consists off the other mates dressed in a body bag and their 14 year old impregnated girlfriends who has had 4 abortions in one year. The girls show all of their skin except for their privates and call other people perverts for staring at her.

Encountering a Roadman can be very challenging, as half the time they aren't speaking words, or they are using their own language called 'FuckYouSayToMeFamMeAndMyGangWillFuckYouUpCuz'.

Roadman Talk:

Blad: Hey Blad!
Blad 1: Init cuz!
Blad: Not you blad, other blad!
Blad 2: Cheeky nando blad?
Blad 3: I'm pregnant again
Blad: Init blad!
Blad 3: Am have baby
Blad 2: Sen it!

Dav: Yo cuz can I fuck your sister blad
Don: Yo blad she is peng ting
Dav: Bloody fit bird for 13

Roadman by ProbablyInfected December 30, 2018