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Chenghai's revenge 

Suffering through horrible and nonsensical instructions while putting together kids toys.

Chenghai has the largest toy factory in China. Given their incredibly low wages and poor working conditions, Chenghai's Revenge symbolizes the Chinese revenge on American users and companies building toys in China. The premise being they deliberately write misleading and obtuse instructions as revenge to Americans.

Also, see Montezuma's Revenge.
The instructions on this baby swing make no sense! Damn Chenghai's Revenge!
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Custer's Revenge 

A shitty 1980's video game made for the Atari. You had to avoid arrows and fuck or really rape a Native American woman... it was really shitty and isn't pron, which it's claimed to be, it more like a woman whos a hot dog made of legos. It was one the most controversial games in it's time and was picked up by the media who made a big hoopla about it. The company went of business in 1983 with during the video game crash.
Damn, I tried to choking my chicken to Custer's Revenge for three hours and nothing came out!
Custer's Revenge by AutisticPsycho October 19, 2004

montessori's revenge

montessori's revenge: the shit children give their parents after learning never to take "No," as an answer at (Montessori) schools and home.
The Smiths are suffering montessori's revenge from their daughter; damn, she gives them hell every time they tell her no.
montessori's revenge by TooSick4U December 18, 2011

Custer's Revenge 

A fun, wholesome Atari 2600 game for the whole family. Developed by Mystique in 1982, you control General George Armstrong Custer and dodge a bunch of arrows to score with a Native American woman. If you want to see what your friends do all the time, this is the game for you.
It's time for Custer's Revenge. You're the native. Enjoy penetration.
Custer's Revenge by Yopmail User November 23, 2022

Montezuma's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people.
It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge.
Montezuma's revenge by SmashingJack February 23, 2009

teacher's revenge 

(n) The result of drinking copious amounts of Teacher's scotch whiskey the previous night: A massive hangover characterized by a pounding headache, hunger for fatty foods, and the loss of any will to live.
Ben: I want it all to end
Kyle: Why?
Ben: I have a horrible case of teacher's revenge.
teacher's revenge by Flat7 October 28, 2009

Yuri's Revenge 

The one and only add-on for Red Alert 2, Yuri's Revenge is more oriented towards finding and defeating the super-psychic known as "Yuri".

Abbreviation: YR
Man, that Yuri is something else in Yuri's Revenge. . .