Revenge

Asking someone else out on your bitch ex-girlfriend's birthday, then showing the new girl off in front of her.

(Works only if you were the one dumped and the girl is having second thoughts, or was a total bitch but still wants you.)

Evan: So Harley, have you met Emily?

Harley: Um, no... Hi.

Emily: Hello

Evan: Well, we should probably go... we have a movie to catch, a dinner to eat, and awesome sex to have. Bye Harley!

Harley: :'(

*Later*

Emily: What was that all about?

Evan: That, my dear, was revenge.

Revenge by Entr' Acte November 24, 2009

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Revenge is a full head of hair

Hey baldy, glad to hear that you're rich... Wanna touch my golden locks? Suck my revenge.

revenge by Jazzz November 7, 2007

Revenge

An minecraft parody made by CaptainSparklez, a famous minecraft youtuber. It was published 8 years ago and has blown up in recent years thanks to memes.

Person 1: Let’s try the discord challenge where you sing ‘Revenge’ with a lot of people.
Person 2: Creeper?
Person 3: Aww man.

Revenge by Mmgh August 6, 2019

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Revenge is a cure for depression wounds and even death (ask the Sith) it’s a lovely feeling that one gets when getting even.

“Hello Third Sister, revenge does wonders for the will to live, don’t you think?”

Revenge by Sharkieofthemidworld June 20, 2022

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To live long enough to become a problem for your children.

Your kids give you a hard time? Well, time is on your side. When enough years pass, you will have your revenge.

revenge by Dejan M March 30, 2008

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Revenge is usually seen as getting back at someone for something they did to you in the past.

It is usually "settling the scores", "getting even", but in most cases it involves getting a bit ahead, adding more, etc..

If someone slaps you in 1991.. You beat the crap out of him in 2001.. It's kinda like that..

Some people see it as too much and seek revenge by not doing anything to that person, but simply getting rich, famous, popular, influential while the other person is an alcoholic bum on the street and rubbing it on him directly on directly.

They say revenge is sweet.

"Revenge is the syrup of our lives" - Ken Muslimovic.

revenge by Heinz November 9, 2003

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the BEST feeling in the world. better than love and sex combined. to feel good about yourself and taking pleasure of the opponents suffering. usually by getting back at someone who has harmed you in the past. can be mentally or physically, or both.

victim: oh no, i have been beaten
enemy: har har har

victim: ah ha! i am better than you and having a fun life, time to let my buddies beat to beat you up, revenge is mine!

enemy: oh no, im emotionally unstable and my life sucks and now even worse, the dude i beat up long ago and hated has brought his buddies to beat me up aieeee!!!!

revenge by Irvin McWhorter July 29, 2006