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Reader's Block 

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.
Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.
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reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books
Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.
reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012
Related Words
To gain something like money or a voucher with a code
"MA'AM WHY ARE ARE YOU REDEEMING" or "DO NOT REDEEM THE CARDS"
redeem by thankfulwastaken August 22, 2020

gn reader 

gender-neutral reader in fanfic. author uses they/them pronouns for y/n so all genders are included
title: broken bow
pairing: bucky barnes x gn reader
gn reader by Actor_Ava March 15, 2021

Raiden mei

my big evil woof woof the best girl the one who deserves happiness the queen
"What is raiden mei doing?"
"Turning kids gay."
Raiden mei by deez nouts August 30, 2021

The Womb Raider 

To fill your significant other's uterus with antique coins, then performing anal to see how many coins you can knock out of them before you climax.

Bonus points if she cosplays Lara Croft while you're inside her.
"Where is your wife?"

"She's at the OBGYN. I was the Womb Raider last night and we couldn't find all the coins when we were done."
The Womb Raider by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

premature redecoration 

The trend of putting up Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year.
OMG she put up her Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. Her premature redecoration doesn't even leave room for a Turkey!