rasputina 

Rasputina is a really weird, incredibly talented gothic band with 2 girls on cellos and a hairy man on drums.

Noted for the strange ramblings of lead singer Melora Creager (who toured with Nirvana on their last tour) before each song and dressing up in Victorian outfits for concerts.

Example includes sample of mad ramblings.

“The government is going to instigate a new national identification policy, and it’s not the standard ID card, it's a little grain of rice with your name carved into it by some Mexican that is inserted under the flesh of your arm. And I think it’s such an exciting idea that I'm gonna be the first in line to get it. It's so cute-sounding.”

One of Melora's ramblings from a Rasputina concert.

rasputina by Sandlemad January 28, 2006

Rasputin 

one hard mother fucker who just wouldnt die, looked on with such desire to have lived a life like him.
sometimes refered to when describing hardness and will to live.
also to describe yourself as a threat should a husband find out your adultery.

hey hey rasputin, you solid mate.

husband: your f*cking my wife.. i'll kill you
you: watch it mate.. they dont call me rasputin for nothing

Rasputin by Alvin Simon-Theodore March 30, 2005

Rasputin 

Gregory Rasputin

Born:1869
Died:December 31, 1916
Cause of Death: multiple causes

Gregory Rasputin was an Eastern Orthodox monk from Siberia. He was unwashed, unclean, and unshaven. Rasputin was a carousing womaniser and monk with a 13 inch schlong. He developed close ties to the czar and his family and heeled czarovich Alexi's heamophila. His sexual appitite aroused all the women close to the czar but alienated all the czars relatives. One of the relatives prince Felix, conspired to kill Rasputin on December 31, 1916, New Year's Eve for being a bad influence on the Czar during World War I. He and other conspiritors poisioned all of Rasputin's food and wine with cyanide. One of the conspiritors dressed like a gypsy woman for the party. Rasputin swallowed enough poison to kill four horses. He was shot several times, stabbed, strangled, assaulted, castrated, and he was drowned in the Neva river in St. Petersburg. Three days later Rasputin was dead. Rasputin's murder was a death sentence for Czar Nicholas II and his family. Czar Nicholas II and his family was shot and murdered in 1918 in a Red Russian occupied middle class home.

THE END

Theory of Rasputin's life span: I beleve that the reason why Rasputin survived murder attempt arter murder attempt was that he had a bio-chemical in his system that kept him alive.

Rasputin by Le Mans August 7, 2005

rasputin would do it 

A phrase that can be used when someone suggests a crazy or stupid idea. It can be used as both a negative term, when you are using for someone else's idea, or as a positive term for when it is your idea.

Example 1:
Person 1: Hey guys, let's spam up Something Awful!
Person 2: ...no
Person 3: Rasputin would do it!

Example 2:
Person 1: Want to go spit off a bridge?
Person 2: What a fucking stupid idea
Person 1: Rasputin would do it!

rasputin would do it by Dudeman999 October 11, 2006

rasputina 

Gothic cello band with fluctuating membership centred around founder and first chair Melora Creager. The band's gimmick is that they perform in Edwardian period underwear.

Have you got the new Rasputina album?

rasputina by PiraticalKat October 8, 2003

Rasputin log 

A bowel movement that keeps coming back despite multiple attempts of being flushed/disposed of.

I locked myself in that chick’s bathroom for a half hour because I couldn’t get my Rasputin log down the shitter.

Rasputin log by Hillerro April 11, 2009

Rasputin 

Grigori Rasputin was a Russian monk and mystic, remembered mostly for his enormous penis and the fact that he just would not die.

He supposedly had some sort of healing powers, with which he healed the Tsar's son of hemophilia. He then developed a significant influence in the Russian empire's government through the Tsar's wife. Some other guys didn't like that, so they decided to kill him.

First, they fed him cyanide via some wine and cake. Keep in mind, this cyanide was enough to kill five men. He just stood up and walked away from it. One of the men then panicked and shot him. He still wasn't dead. So then, the entire party takes clubs and whatever blunt weapons they could find and begin beating him with these. Once beaten into submission, Rasputin was thrown into a river. When his body was recovered, the cause of death was deemed to be drowning.

Something that is not part of the story but is also fact is that, after Rasputin was buried, people exumed his body and tried to cremate him. His form appeared to sit up in the flames. However, there is a scientific explanation for this.

Overall, he was a guy that was very well-endowed, historically the hardest man to kill, and there was some disco song that somebody wrote about him.

Rasputin had a large influence on the Tsar's wife, but he is more remembered for the fact that it took so much to kill him.

Rasputin by Comrade Captain Communist June 13, 2013