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Mental Queefing

When you're queefing but its mental.
Hey bro what's going on with Jess over there.
Oh dude she's just mental queefing right now.
Mental Queefing by OuttaPocket March 17, 2021

Queefing Beauty 

(noun) Slang- a phrase coined from the infamous slutty fairy tale princess Sleeping Beauty. While Sleeping Beauty slept uncontrollably, one who is a "queefing beauty" queefs unctrollably like rytas after having sex with his "girlfriend". Not meant as an insult but more as a descriptive device that evades having to say "my girlfriend farts through her vagina a freakin' lot!".
Guy 1: Whoa, that dang rytas was at it again last night!

Guy 2: Dude, i know, i heard her queefs in the middle of the night.

Guy 1: Holy christwagons! She's a Queefing Beauty!

nut queefing 

the sexual act of placing one's balls in another's vag and the sexual partner queefing them out or you can use salted peanuts just in case of a different sexual orientation
man I'm feeling kinky tonight you want to go nut queefing tonight
nut queefing by trollzor48 September 26, 2017
A fart that is formed in the testis and travels through the vas deferens and emerges though the penis. It is a painfully process is ultimately fulfilling with the female species.
After I was eating mexican food I started quirfing loudly in spanish class.
quirfing by Jack "spuds" Kiewel November 5, 2010

Cranial Queefing 

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.
You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...
Cranial Queefing by Tore Up November 30, 2011

queefing cunt syndrome

Queefing cunt syndrome (QCS) is a rare disorder acquired by dirty bitches who smear it foward and are prone to bacterial infections especially caused by clostridium perfringens, an organism that causes gas gangrene in infected tissue.
Maricon had an incredible bout with queefing cunt syndrome last spring.