pursedragger 

A drunk emotional female in a group that drags her purse and causes a scene and doesn't why at closing time in a bar

A group of pursedraggers showed up at last call

pursedragger by Downtown Old Town October 1, 2013

Purpled 

Purpled is a minecraft streamer/youtuber 800k. He is mostly known for his Bedwars skills.

A: Purpled is my favorite streamer!
B: mine too!

Purpled by Random kid for the internet April 8, 2021

Perpedic

A Hero, a saver of America, pure manliness and courage.

What we need to defeat the Taliban is a real "Perpedic" of a man.

Perpedic by Sandy Gallagher November 7, 2011

Purpees 

The next level of discomfort (and color) after ‘blue balls’.

“Hey, how you doing buddy”?
“Ok, but gotta nasty case of the purpees”

“Damn, good luck with that”

Purpees by Sir Dylan January 15, 2021

puréed gays 

puréed gays are a rare species of human -- usually females -- that are obsessed with being gay, and logs (yes logs, like wood). puréed gays come in cults, and can get verbally violent if tampered with.

"have you seen those girls in our class? they're such puréed gays!"
violet, margo, alana, ava, josie, and mia are puréed gays! we better watch out."

puréed gays by daughterofmrincredible January 22, 2021

Pumped 

Scots for shagged

I pumped that dirty wee midden in her parents'bed!

Pumped by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

piss pumped 

To get beat REALLY bad at something

"We got absolutely piss pumped by that team today"

piss pumped by Chris January 8, 2004