punched the goat 

To cease to live. To come to an end. To pass out of existence.

Can you believe both Farrah and Michael punched the goat on the same day?

punched the goat by Saint Tee August 27, 2009

punched in the face by urine

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.

Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"

punched in the face by urine by tinogrrl January 12, 2011

Punched in the Kisser 

Normally it would mean taking a punch to the face, but in Russia punch means stab and kisser means anus-hole.

Russian mobster: If you don't have the stuff by monday you're dead.
American guy: What if I need an extra day or two?
Russian mobster: In that case you will simply be punched in the kisser.
American guy: Punched in the kisser? That doesn't sound so bad.
Russian mobster: If you say so, in Russia punch means stab and kisser means.. how you say.. Anus Hole

Punched in the Kisser by The D.E.N.N.I.S. System November 8, 2012

Punched the Reindeer

When a otherwise respectable actor stars in a horribly embarrassing holiday comedy.

Vince Vaughn really punched the reindeer when he made 'Four Christmases'.

Punched the Reindeer by spanosays December 18, 2008

Punched Mung 

To have sex with a girl with a stank ass, dirty pussy.

I went out with that THOT and punched mung.

If you like punched mung, pick up a prostitute in this town.

I was with your sister last night. Wow talk about punched mung.

Punched Mung by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Punched the tabby 

slammed a can of beer, or pop

I woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby

Punched the tabby by Ynot 999 September 12, 2008

Punched Lasagne 

Mangled ass pussy

That is one ugly punched lasagne

Punched Lasagne by Alistair Holder January 25, 2017