Probabilititties 

The likelihood of seeing a titty.

What do you think the likelihood of this top staying on all night is?

I’m not sure but the probabilititties are high.

Probabilititties by Jefferson Lovely August 7, 2020

Dodecatuple Secret Probation 

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.

From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

Dodecatuple Secret Probation by newkie December 15, 2011

Counter-probaiting 

An amalgamation of counterproductive and baiting

Basically, when you try to bait someone, but it bites you in the ass

Aaron: Hey, I just got rid of the ants in my house by keeping sugar out in the open
Zelda: Oof, dude, that's some counter-probaiting on point

Counter-probaiting by WarriorWithin August 10, 2020

no prob bob 

It just means "no problem". People add "bob" because it rhymes with prob. Earliest usage can be found in the sit-com "Family Matters".

"Thank you, Steven!"
"No prob bob"
"It's.. Lapis."

no prob bob by Shoken April 21, 2016

probephobe 

Someone who can’t even begin to approach consideration of information gained from a carefully conducted probe.

I’m not a probephobe as the fake press alleges, I’m merely trying to explain that I’m a winner who rose straight to the top on my own!

probephobe by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

no probalo 

Senor Cardgage Mortgage's way of saying no problem.

Senor Cardgage: Valerie need home lawn, no probalo

no probalo by Tyler Sadex June 29, 2004

Hans Probst 

One of the most perfect people you'll ever meet.

That boy is such a Hans Probst.

Hans Probst by Swinkk April 4, 2010