Potterized 

After deciding to start reading the many books of the Harry Potter, you can't put the books down and want to read them all. You become so obsessed, that you must dress up as a member of Gryffindor and now watch all the movies and don't forget to tell your friends about the fine details that the movies left out.

Very cool.

You've been Potterized.

Bill was telling me that he wanted to play quidditch.
What a loser, he's been Potterized.

Sam: Let's go to Diagon Alley.

Steve: (punches Sam in head), shut your Potterized mouth.

Potterized by Munch Face November 24, 2010

Potterish 

A Boring old cunt with no sense of humour

and a personality of a brown paper bag

Dave is dull he is potterish

Potterish by velmalovescock May 21, 2020

Potterized 

To be soiled internally by an overweight bald Mac user with delusions of importance. Once a female, male or animal has been Potterized it can no longer be set upon by any other genitalia for fear of contraction of any number of diseases including but not limited to The Black Plague, Hanta Virus, Clap, Down’s Syndrome and Ocular Cancer.

Man, I'd bang Judy in accounting but word on the street is that Mike has totally Potterized her. I don't want my dick to fall off!

Potterized by Glen S April 1, 2007

porterican credit card 

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

porterican credit card by Ellusionist January 21, 2007

Potteristic 

the working of magic either subtle or otherwise on people around you.

First Guy: How did such a homely dude wind up with a babe like that?
Second Guy: He had to have went Potteristic on her. It had to be some kind of magic.

Potteristic by Dubrond May 7, 2011

pottercrastination 

The art of procrastinating exclusively through any form of Harry Potter such as; re-wathcing the movies (preferably in a marathon) re-reading the books, quotes, memes, tumblr posts, fan-fiction, pottermore, potter forums, making your own wand, fan theories etc. A usual habit found in a Potterhead

Person 1: Today I procrastinated by reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone then watched the movie to pick out all of the mistakes/differences.

Person 2: You mean pottercrastination? Yeah I do that all the time!

pottercrastination by AccioWords January 28, 2017

Potterism-69 

WARNING: Deadly virus caused by a man named Luke “Blizzard Wizard” Potter. This virus first occurred when Luke came out to his parents since his departure from Comprehensive School. Ever since he announced his gayness to his family, Blizzard Wizard became more and more obsessed with DICK which lead to his abuse in college. The more he got abused the more this virus spread across the globe, becoming worse than COVID-19. The virus spread from person to person through gayness. HENCE THE NAME POTTERISM-69.

“Have you heard about the Virus going around?”

“Yes, yes I have”

“I heard it was caused by gayness”

Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.

Potterism-69 by BigBrianTingJayne July 16, 2023