scout portion

Only having a half filled cup or mug of liquid (tea, orange juice, ect)

There isnt very much in this cup.
Aye, thats a scout portion

by peage March 21, 2010

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devil’s portion

Two-thirds of anything

How dare she? I gave her a slice of my peach pie and she only ate a Devil’s portion…
And at my daughter’s quinceanera!!!

by lobesonthesand May 11, 2022

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“Screw starvation!” yells Oprah (no, not that Oprah). “Screw Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Paleo, Keto, raw, Mediterranean, Noom! I’m on this planet just one time (I think) and I want a bowl of hot fudge sauce decorated by a little dab of ice cream! To be followed a full bowl of sweet, sweet whipped cream. That’s just for starters. I'm saying no to no thank you. I want a thank you portion!”

“MicroAlice,” cooed MacroAlice, bending over the toddler’s high chair at Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen in Las Vegas, and wielding a small silver spoon. "Would babykins at least take a no thank you portion of strained peas?”
“Mother,” said MicroAlice – and these were her first intelligible words – “I would prefer a trencher of whatever you and my esteemed father are consuming. Osso buco with smashed cheesy garlic potatoes and roasted lemon zest out-of-season asparagus would be just fine, a thank you portion! Don't forget the molten chocolate lava cake.”

by Hifalutin! February 10, 2022

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Small portion

Toxic , controlling , careless , destructive and boring , small portions will pretend to be in a relationship with you for there own entertainment when they really don’t care , small portions don’t care about your well-being or how you feel, they don’t keep your secrets and thinks it’s ok to talk bad things about you behind your back, never trust small portions.

That small portion was being so horrible!

by Masters minion February 2, 2021