Pooey 

The word pooey defines a person who is really gay and thinks they're really cool.

Another definition of pooey is everything you can think of that's bad into one person.

Hey angus your mega pooey!

Pooey by pooeylooeyboy July 21, 2021

Pooey 

It means you stink and you’re fucking pooey

Oh you are so pooey

Pooey by anonymous February 18, 2022

Pooey 

Turbo Diesel Nissan Patrol

How’s the sound of that pooey

Pooey by Yenarye April 10, 2022

pooey 

when someone acts like a little shit

omg he is so pooey

pooey by ...ebx... June 6, 2024

pooey 

someone who talks shit

“omg he’s so pooey!”
“ikr!”

pooey by ...ebx... June 12, 2024

Pooey 

When something goes wrong or is not expected, but not that bad.

*leaves cool but useless thing at home* Ah pooey, I forgot to bring that thing I was going to show you!

Pooey by Galactic Mia 😎😎😎 February 19, 2025

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008