Ponderbating 

To think about masturbating!

Man! I can't wait for my date tonight. I've been ponderbating about it all day long. I need some Hoo-Haw.

Ponderbating by Fsu Big Dawg October 3, 2010

ponderbating 

To think about or consider masturbating

That orgy scene in Westworld has me ponderbating.

ponderbating by King Veneer December 7, 2016

ponderment 

The act of pondering.

I won the gold medal last year at the Olympics for the sport of ponderment.

The number one group on Facebook is used for the ponderment of weathly living.

ponderment by DAVID Mcdonald August 20, 2007

ponderation 

Noun

1. To be deep in thought, pondering something profound. 2. So deep in thought, one becomes briefly numb to the world.

He couldn't hear her words; he was in a deep state of ponderation.

ponderation by Skeeter0304 June 21, 2006

Pandirate 

Panda-like pirate.
This piracy can extend to the intarwebs or music aspects.

I can't pirate my songs from last.fm on this new operating system... That makes me a sad Pandirate.

Pandirate by Sythec May 29, 2008

pondwater

A great drink (if you wanna get hammered), half a lager mixed with WKD blue, its lush.

Can't think of an example for pondwater, its a drink.

pondwater by Ant93 October 11, 2005

pondwaters 

The same as highwaters.

Slang for short pants, ie, the person's socks are showing.

Look at him, he has got the pondwaters on... what a faggot.

pondwaters by blakejd5692 January 5, 2010