Poland 

A nation in Eastern Europe that is home to overly nationalistic and stuck-up inhabitants who claim it was anything other than a marching ground for Europe's true powers (Germany/Prussia, Russia, France, Sweden, etc)

Jim: If you could pick one country to nuke in this world, which one would it be?
Patrick: North Korea, because they're communist
Ron: Iran, because they're evil
Jack: Poland, because it is Poland

Poland by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018

poland 

he never into space :(

"poland is a country"
"YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A COUNTY?"

poland by jimmy_mom:D November 4, 2021

poland 

every race has its history, but poland has its for sure. they were invaded by germans, huns, and the russians. they really have their history. they are very hard working people who are known for their fencing and being invaded by neighbors of their nation, especially the germans.

i was born in america with polish ancestry. i am 15% polish. when my family came here, they struggled. those who were wiped out because of the nazis are always rememered. those that came to america, i wish well on their journey.

people who are polish are hard working people. they use their brains, and are very nice people. if youre not polish in poland, you are always welcome.

i am part polish and i like being from poland with its history.

poland by adudeman July 17, 2007

poland 

A Central European country that has suffered immensely through the centuries because of being coveted by larger neighbors. The reputation of Poles being stupid came from them being willing to fight for their country and their freedom when they had no chance in hell of winning. Poland, contrary to popular belief, is a very cultured country that has produced many great scientists, authors, artists, writers, film directors, etc. Poland is now in the European Union. The most negative thing about Poland, however, is the lingering tradition of antisemitism that has survived even though Poland has almost no Jews. This is ironic because Poland before the Russians came in was not as anti-semitic as other European countries ; the Russians introduced the virus of antisemitism into Poland and unfortunately it remained. It probably thrived because of Poles' pride in their Catholicism (even under Communist rule the church remained strong) causing them to look suspiciously upon non-Catholics. Nevertheless Poland has made many great contributions to the world, and perhaps the greatest was the Polish Resistance fighting the Nazis when they had no hope of prevailing against Hitler's war machine. Millions of Poles died in the Nazi concentration camps built on Polish soil. Lech Walesa's Solidarity movement, with the backing of the Polish Pope John Paul II, helped bring down Communism ; Poland was the first communist country to return to democratic rule.

The world owes Poland a debt of gratitude for the contributions of Poles in fighting Nazi Germany

poland by Rattus cattus September 15, 2006

poland 

toilet cleaning countryball that cannot into space

poland: gib monies plox
germoney: jewish dental gold, ja?

poland by BorkBro75 September 14, 2022

Poland 

Basically, the areas that Germany lost during World War II. "Pomorze" means "after the sea", and "Poland" means "after a land", where "land" is a German word for a region.

"Help us, we are from Poland, we are poor"

Poland by álfur December 23, 2018

Poland 

a country in middle Europe

Copernicus was born in Poland.

Poland by Stoper[FSO] June 11, 2003