Peating

The act of pooping while eating. Pooping + Eating = Peating.

Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me peating. I asked her to give me a blumpkin and she went for it.

Peating by Enlie10 August 23, 2011

Pating 

Pating is short for a pathetic person. The term was first used in the suburbs of Oslo and is now a widely used term. It's not quite as offensive as actually telling someone that they're a pathetic person, and is commonly used among friends when they do something stupid or short-minded. Pating may be shortened with a simple "P".

Example one:
To friends are walking down the street when suddenly one of them trips in his own laces.
Friend 1: Haha, you're such a pating!
Friend 2: Gaaaah, I know... I'm nothing more than a P...

Example 2:
You're walking down the street and suddenly see a dude with his pants stuffed in his tennis socks.

"Wow, that's a pating"

Pating by pating April 21, 2010

Ski-peeing bitch 

A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.

John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!

Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.

Ski-peeing bitch by Brastle October 23, 2011

Petting the ferret 

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

Petting the ferret by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009

peeing your buttsack 

When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.

Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!

peeing your buttsack by The real mike jones November 14, 2014

patinga 

A patinga is a smart, curry munching , cornershop owning badass who is almost always brown.

'Hello my fellow my patinga'
'Your such a patinga'
'Patinga's are so smart'
'What's up my patinga'
'I wish I was a patinga '

patinga by TheAlphaPatinga July 3, 2019

poeting 

Poeting (v) po-et-ting-- a poet that is actively writing or performing spoken word poetry

"Coming to the stage Poeting all the way from Miami, Florida..."
"I was up poeting all night for my new poetry book"

poeting by Rock The Mic All Arts June 5, 2021