Perched 

Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.

I was perched at that concert last night!
Auston Matthews was perched during his first NHL game

Perched by Perched April 1, 2017

Petchefied 

When a girl goes for a night out with her friends and wakes up the next morning in a strange bed, feeling used and ashamed. On some occasions, she will wake to find she has been branded on her rear.

The past tense of "to petchefy"

The girl had been petchefied, and no end of counselling could help her recover.

Petchefied by UniquelySimilar July 19, 2010

Pitched a tent

Having a boner.

You've pitched a tent GOD DAMMIT!

Pitched a tent by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017

Pêched 

Drunk - When you've had so many pêches that you are intoxicated by the sweet nectar or a beer a la pêche (peach beer)

Friend1: Get me another drink
Friend2: Absolutely not you are way too pêched

Friend1: Throwing up in the toilet
Friend2: She is soo pêched

Pêched by vivelapeche September 10, 2020

patched 

Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.

You just got patched.

patched by fxckinjess July 5, 2014

Peached 

The state of being pleasantly and totally drunk.

I got right peached last night off those vodka-bar-limes and now I have a major hangover!

Peached by papiervagin March 12, 2010

Perched 

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

Perched by 420sandwich May 5, 2022