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I feel personally attacked 

A (joke) response that shows you can personally relate to content that was meant to be more general.
New York Times headline: Studies show that 2020 has seen a 400% spike in men losing their entire life savings thanks to trading stocks at home.
Man sitting at home trading stocks: "I feel personally attacked."

Sounds like a personal problem 

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud
John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.
Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
persona non-nookie by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019

personal blunt 

Marijuana rolled in a swisher or bluntwraps for one's personal use; a blunt. Blunts can only be defined as personal blunts if it is only for 1 individuals enjoyment. Nobody else may hit/toke/drag/rip from the blunt.

The term "personal blunt" may be shortened to "personal" if phrased correctly. Ex: "I was smoking 'personals' in the cuts of the SFC today"
Cutty #1: "Damn you know them kids in the SFC?
Cutty #2: "I've heard about them, I've heard they smoke hella personal blunts!"
Cutty #2: "Thats cause they G!"
personal blunt by Pluto415 May 12, 2009

personal persia

a website created by Iranian-Canadian actress/socialite Persia Ramedani that features personal vlogs and pictures.
I got access to clips of Persia Ramedani through her Personal Persia website!
personal persia by KrypticKonic November 18, 2010

TikTok personality 

A person who attained their personality from tiktok.

A person who follows trends and copies other people’s personality.
“ dndidndjdn, 🙄✋🏽, I-, it’s the ____ for me, I know it’s small, no❤️, acab”
Ok tiktok personality
TikTok personality by I7._.7y March 28, 2021