Permormance
It was kind of awkward watching Permormance of The Best Christmas Pageant Ever knowing that Mormons don't worship Jesus...
Permormance by Grissomite. August 20, 2010
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Performance Enhancing Poop
Performance Enhancing Poop (PEP) a.k.a. Steroid Poo.
Act of pooping before an athletic event in order to be lighter, faster, and not have to deal with it during the event.
Act of pooping before an athletic event in order to be lighter, faster, and not have to deal with it during the event.
Performance Enhancing Poop by B-Nutty April 13, 2010
P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)
When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".
Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?
Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).
Suspicious, but thankful.
Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).
Suspicious, but thankful.
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performant
A concise expression meaning "of adequate performance" without stretching to "high-performance" (especially since High Performance Computing has a specific meaning of its own). Unfortunately, in the modern language of hyperbole, terms like "adequate" and "acceptable" have negative connotations along the lines of "not really good enough but better than nothing". So, we, as an industry, have invented a jargon word "performant" to express the idea that a thing has a level of performance sufficient that you don't need to worry about it and can look for optimisations elsewhere in your system.
The JVM is performant.
performant by snookumz April 6, 2011
Faulks Performance
Faulks Performance by In Awe July 23, 2004
Performance Anxiety
the feeling of panic, utter helplessness, and ineptitude, when someone is looking over your shoulder and you are trying to show them something on your computer
Mary had complete performance anxiety trying to navigate to the correct folder to show Jim the correct spreadsheet.
Performance Anxiety by Happy Girly of course! February 23, 2010