depth perception 

Lack there of, Phsyical competence by one, Edwin, to determin the distance to point B from, mentioned above, horrible depth perseption

Edwin poked his chicka IDB due to lack of depth perseption

depth perception by TSOG August 2, 2003

Depth Perception 

Depth perception is the ability to realize when your band is coming off as TOO deep. For example, when a band TRIES too hard to be deep and thought-provoking and their depth comes off as silly, it could be said that they have no depth perception.

Jared Leto has no depth perception, thus he makes 13.5 minute long music videos.

Depth Perception by Co. March 3, 2007

The Doors of Perception 

Actually a quote from one of William Blake's poems. And where Jim had the idea for the name the Doors.

Jim Morrison is a God....forever 27

The Doors of Perception by Matt January 6, 2005

Depth Perception 

Something anyone can say they don't have when they have trouble seeing something.

guy 1: Dude, whats wrong? You couldn't hit water if your fell out of a boat.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.

guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.

Depth Perception by ToastyToast69 August 24, 2016

TSP: Textra Sensory Perception 

Textra Sensory Perception--When you know that you get a text right before you do, or when you are get a text from the same person you had immediately before decided to text.

I have TSP: Textra Sensory Perception -- I KNEW that my gf was going to text me, and a half a second later, she did!

TSP: Textra Sensory Perception by Shiloticus2 October 31, 2011

Your perception of 

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

Your perception of by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

hypo-perception

The unconscious reaction to big failures by reducing the intensity at which the individual perceives life.

After not getting elected to office plus other failures he experienced, including not finding his correct mate, Isitin Jones slid into a state of hypo-perception.

hypo-perception by but for September 21, 2018