John: OH MY GOD MY BUTT IS ON FIRE!!!! *PUKES*
Pepto-bismol lady: *Shoves a cork up little johnny's butt and force feeds him pepto-bismol*
Today Johnny has frequent hemheroids and suffers from bulmirexa. John has acid reflux disorder. Yet John refuses to die, and the docter anal probed him.
Anal penetration with a penis so large that it causes the anus to bleed then giving an anal creampie. Then allowing the blood to mix with the cum in the ass so that it creates a pink fluid that drips out of the ass.
When you wake up puking and shitting your brains out, you drop a shot of pepto in a red bull and gun it to make a quick recovery.
Yo OD, I got so fucked up last night i think i ate some bad street meat late night. i havent left the shitter in an hour and my legs are numb. I need to rip a pepto bomb and get the fuck to work.