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have a slap on the pokies 

To have a bet on the pokies
"Bill are you going to have a slap on the pokies"
The term used in Ireland sometimes to describe female knackers. Basically girls with gold hooped earrings (the bigger the better), hair pulled back so tight it stretches their face, cheap clothes from penneys/primark and usually a baby if they're over the age of 13. Be careful if approaching them.
Did ya see the state of them pavies?!
pavies by Ash B November 21, 2005

pakinese 

A Pakinese, is a mix raced person of whom's parents decended from two east Asian countries: Pakistan and China. The offspring will often be quite good looking, and babies are reported to fetch western interest of parents looking to adopt. Thus this rather new race is quite rare. Babies are reported to fetch upwards of $1mn to celebrity couples.
"Hey Brad I want a Pakinese baby"
"Err, sure babes, I will phone the Pakinese embassy, and then we will fly out next week".

Pakistani Queefer 

Pakistani Women are known as elite queefers in the queefing community. Their Queefs are usually long, loud, and pleasurable to the taste.
Malik said that Bashra wouldnt stop queefin on dat dick. Made him nut after the 3rd queef. Them Pakistani Queefers are elite.

pakistani drill press 

When a guy stands over a girl with her ankles pinned behind her ears by his hands and he goes up and down on her like a drill press.
Bob's wife asked if I could perform a pakistani drill press on her last night.

sacrifice my life for pakistan 

Someone who sacrifices their life for Pakistan is a real one. They are unique and intelligent. They are your superior
"WOOOAH DESS A STRONNNG MESSSAGE, NOONE WILL HAVE CARROT
( Example )

1- Dude close ur eyes
2- no dude why
1- so i can sacrifice your life for pakistan
2- hell no i never said i would sacrifice my life for pakistan