Painted rock 

1.Someone who looks good on the outside but is worthless and is not good on the inside.

2.Something that looks valuable but isn't worth the price.

Bro don't fall for her she's painted rock. Sure she's fine and has a nice ass ,but she used up and all of maxed out most of my cards at the mall then starts flirting with my cousin and finally cheats on me with him. She had to go.

Painted rock by YVNGPANDAX January 4, 2018

painted middle finger 

When someone paints their middle finger they are incredibly gay.

beau: Hey have you seen ella’s painted middle finger.
jodie: Yeah i’m so proud of her

painted middle finger by lolgetwrecked October 19, 2020

Painted the Cadillac

Having explosive diarrhea in the handicap stall of a men's room.

I guess the hot peppers didn't agree with me I just painted the Cadillac.

Painted the Cadillac by habanjero July 10, 2021

Painted Whore

A girl with a lot of makeup

Jenn: Hey Painted Whore, put on some more!

Cindy: :O!

Painted Whore by adam234613 February 18, 2010

Painted the mustache 

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

Painted the mustache by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012

painted baby 

A child that is "painted" with airbrushed makeup to look like a freakish barbie doll for children's beauty pageants.

That TLC special on painted babies always creeps me out

Woa, check out that painted baby in Little Miss Sunshine, what a freak!

painted baby by Sue Pirnova March 25, 2009

Painted Souvenirs 

Painted Souvenirs is one of the most unique activities through which photos are turned into hand made paintings.

A variety of artists are doing their best in turning their clients' favorite photos into 100% hand made paintings.
The effect is amazing...

Painted Souvenirs

Painted Souvenirs by taja609 October 28, 2010