the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past 

When your hungover and realize all the dumb shit you did when you where drunk.

After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"

the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past by BOBBYKANG May 13, 2020

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

Half past the monkey's ass 

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.

" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".

Half past the monkey's ass by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you. 

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you. by sdinaz October 23, 2023

He’s gonna take you back to the past 

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

He’s gonna take you back to the past by TheFuckinNerd February 22, 2022

half-past seven 

1. Crazy; mentally ill; insane.
2. Really stupid.

1. You hear what Joe did? He choked his girlfriend with her own tampon! That kid is half-past seven!

2. You beat me, one-on-one? Shit, you must be half-past seven!

half-past seven by Phroxen April 22, 2004

Past Shaming 

Bringing up someones past mistakes from years ago when they have made an effort to change their ways.

Gary: I heard Pete became a qualified teacher.

Phill: Seriously!? Didn't he used to steal from shops when he was younger and got arrested a few times?

Pete: Oi knock it off with your past shaming! Those happened years ago and now I have changed my ways!

Past Shaming by Ron-Magnifico January 24, 2018