P.A.I.D.S. 

When you pay a prostitute to have sex and later discover that you recieved an STD from him/her.

Guy 1: "Man I was so pissed when I found out I paid that ho $50 for herpes."
Guy 2: " Dude, you got the P.A.I.D.S."

P.A.I.D.S. by big blind August 22, 2009

P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act 

G.Wiz Busch's brainchild, intended to eliminate one of the causes of terrorism against Americans.

"We must always remember why we were attacked: the terrorists hate Americans because we're rich and we're free. I have a secret plan to win the War on Terror: I'll personally see to it that the terrorists no longer have any cause to hate us -- if that doesn't work, I'll bomb their neighborhoods and kill their families." - GWB

P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act by LeRoy Greene October 24, 2004

P.A.M. 

Pissed as a Motherfucker. what happens when your best friend grinds on the guy you've liked for over 2 years at winter formal then lies about it.

I was P.A.M. when she was grinding on him at winter formal

P.A.M. by pissedasamotherfukah January 24, 2011

P.A.M. 

Person Against Me. A person who is counterproductive to your efforts to achieve your goals.

I was just trying to get the number, and she wouldn't give it to me. She was being such a P.A.M.

P.A.M. by Jane Jones February 13, 2007

P.A.M. 

Plain Ass Mom

a female friend who has a kid thinks she's a milf, but me and my buddy thinks that she is just a p.a.m..

P.A.M. by homesliceski October 2, 2010

P.A.C. 

Acronym for Program and Control.

Phenomenon in which any and every decision we make is governed by multiple circumstances/possibilities. For example, two men standing together on a balcony contemplate jumping to their deaths. Where both possibilities exist, in one reality they are P.A.C.'d to jump. And in the other they will not.

Decision is completely foreign to us, and both does and does not exist.

Pac-Man (P.A.C. Man) thinks he is in control, and is consuming ghosts and advancing to further staged on his on volition. He does not know he is trapped in a maze. And even when he tries to escape, what happens. He comes right out of the other side, only to find himself in the same maze..

Netflix's Black Mirror: Bandersnatch is a mind blowing P.A.C. movie!

P.A.C. by bradmon21 December 28, 2018

P.A.W.G. 

P.a.w.g means Phat ass white girls!
It from the streets, bitch!

"Damn, look at them P.A.W.G."

P.A.W.G. by Melvin April 11, 2005