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ObamaVision 

The pro Obama Spin on MSNBC. In ObamaVision politicans or hacks that bring up black voter and white voter breakdowns are called racist by Chris Matthews who claims to be above it. Yet it was pointed out by other guest he'll be bring up race for hours during primary coverage. He almost cried while dening this. Later that night he told America how whites and blacks are voting.
Dude: Want to watch Hardball with Chris Matthews?

Guy wants to punch Keith Olbermann: Turn it to Fox or CNN. I can't take this ObamaVision.
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Obamanites 

Group of pinheads that believe their candidates rhetoric of "Hope" and "Change" mean something when in reality his platform consists of hoping he can change something... anything...
The Obamanites showed up in full force at the caucuses to attempt to coerce... manipulate... and intimidate their candidate to a Presidential nomination...

I suppose the Obamanites are succeededing in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...

Obamatosis

The smell from the Obama policies left behind by the uncaring damage of trying to correct only the short-sighted self-centered and selfish perceptions that are unfounded by any real laws or constitutional foundation.
Everytime Obama opens his mouth it spreads Obamatosis.
Obamatosis by RipperJim December 11, 2015

Obamatizing 

Due to the new-found popularity of Barack Obama, some companies use the President's image or popular phrase "Yes, We Can" to promote products in their ads.
Bob: They were Obamatizing every ad in the store!
Joe: I bought a whole crate of lotion because the ad said that's how Obama keeps his skin so light and fluffy!

Obamatics 

The information used by people claiming to know a lot about politics, but in actuality, they just knows about the policies of Barack Obama that were made public knowledge via television commercials during the election.
Man 1: "I'm really glad that President Obama is passing that economic stimulus package, it'll really help people out."

Man 2: "I agree, I just hope that nothing on the scale of Watergate or Monica Lewinski hits this administration."

Man 1: "What's Watergate? Who's Monica Lewinski?"

Man 2: "I see you're well-versed in Obamatics."
Obamatics by Picklesnshakes March 6, 2009

Obamanism 

An alternate universe, where failure is rewarded, and success requires an apology.
The United States of America has been hijacked against the will of the majority, from free market capitalism to the wealth redistribution system of Obamanism.
Obamanism by Nevadastu March 26, 2010

obamatize 

To put excessive attention and emphasis on something without offering a specific validation for it;
expressing approving or positive opinions, assurances, or denying anything negative, about the target topic with a propagandist flair, without quantifiable or other viable value, stressing positive rhetorical commentary beyond anything else. Inspired by the tendencies of the presidential campaign of 44th U.S. prez, Barack Obama, putting lots and lots of money and thus lots of message control over information being popularly taken in by average citizens. Saturating marketing channels with a message in order to obtain familiarity, whether the message holds any weight or value beyond simplistic cheerleading
That software's reputation is very low, but the way the developers obamatized it, you'd think it were a miracle of modern technology.
obamatize by roosterhome December 22, 2008